Puppy Fun time

A Puppy and his family..

Puppy Fun time

This page is my silly page, just fun things to see .
And more pictures of my family and friends.

Hope you enjoy looking as much as I enjoyed doing>>

Two peas in a pod

Brother Mulligan and I were always together.And of course he always gave me the top

See even from first day home...

Mulligan let me be on top

I went straight to my dad when I got home

He needed me to help keep him warm and from harm.

How To Photograph A New Puppy
!. Remove film from box and load camera
2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds
from muzzle
4. Choose a suitable background for photo
5. Mount camera on tripod and focus
6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth
7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera
8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees
9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand
10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens
11. Take flash cube from puppy's mouth and throw in trash
12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on
puppy's nose
13. Put magazines back on coffee table
14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head.
15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage
16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say,
"No, outside! No, outside!"
17. Call spouse to clean up mess
18. Fix a drink
19. Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy
"sit/stand" and "stay" the first thing in the morning
20. Consider buying "older, trained" dog

Christmas long ago 1996

This is one of the many trys..what can I say I was still a kid.

Needless to say this one did not go out in the Christmas Cards that year..It was an all day job to get all of us smiling and looking at the camera together. Dad would make a recording of his voice calling us, to try and fool us into looking at that little box. After alot of Christmas we learned to have a friend stand behind the camera and show ^Mulligan^ and me treats...we smiled then...

Ok....its not Tucker and its not even Kitty Girl..

But it sure is cute and funny, so its here

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

The Top 20 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

20. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

19. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

18. Hard to read the monitor with your head
cocked to one side.

17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

16. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear
"You've Got Mail."

15. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

14. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're
browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

13. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that JPEG frisbee.

12. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver.

11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that
signifies tail-wagging.

10. Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the
Microsoft OpposableThumb.

9. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

8. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

7. Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice
recognition software.

6. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.

5 SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK
are out of the question!

4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg.

2. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than
online chat rooms.

and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...

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(source: David Letterman Show)